HUSBAND: My dear, its like
the light in the toilet is now automatic!
WIFE: Wat happened?
HUSBAND: When I open the
door the light came on and after I urinated and
closed the door the light
went off!
WIFE: Drunkard! Anu-ofia.. you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again!
Saturday, March 5, 2016
Adeniyi Johnson: ''Grab Some Popcorn, I'm About to Make Some Revelations''
"My girlfriend verbal abuses makes me feel less than myself, I'm seriously hurt and confused
I have a serious issue of trust and verbal abuse from her which takes place almost every week. The insults emanate from calls that I receive and whatsapp chats. Look at the picture, whenever I receive call, even on a plain terms without any strings with any female she just concludes its one of my numerous side chicks. Same goes for whatsapp chats, such as casual chats from female colleagues, business chats, compliments turns out an issue.
Ali Baba writes ''getting a key to your lover's apartment is the ultimate trust''
Comedian Ali Baba shares his thoughts on placing importance on things that matter in relationships..
"Sometimes it's too late to know how much a relationship means to you till after you have lost it. The things you took for granted begin to mean a lot. The expectations you had disappear. It gets worse when you think, I could and should have done more. Certain things may not be worth it after all said and done. But gradually you begin to see that the moments you shared were a lot more important. Like the fact that he forgot to call when he promised to... But you made it look like it was more important than the car he bought for you. Now the car was stolen and you wish you could just call him to let him know how you need a car. You were upset she refused to travel with you on a DUBAI trip that you wanted to go on... And that had more value than your picture on her DP and on her office table. Oh you are even mad that she refused to come spend the weekend with you and preferred to go visit her sister in Festac... Yet she gave you the spare keys to her apartment!! If you are dating anyone, that's the ultimate trust. Forget what anyone tells you. When you get a spare key to an apartment, you must have done something right. Anyway, sorry I digressed. Make sure you put valid values on things that matter. Don't let your emotions rob you of what is important to your happiness, or else you will be singing "I was just, I was just, sitting here thinking about it!""
@alibabagcfr
I'm Engaged, But I Am Having the Greatest S*x of My Life with My Childhood Friend - Woman Confesses
Shared by Cynthia Uju Raphael, a relationship expert and manager.
Woman bathes husband with hot water for denying her sex
The mother of six children, now on the run, also alleged that her husband had been having sexual affairs outside and threatened to make life unbearable for him.
But the victim (husband) dismissed her wife’s claim as untrue, saying his wife had been sleeping around. He said:
Friday, March 4, 2016
Actress Lilian Esoro tells people to stop asking about her pregnancy
She disclosed, "pregnancy is really sensitive and women go through a lot so if someone isn't pregnant or doesn't announce a pregnancy please keep your opinion/questions to yourself."She re-shared a photo from a fellow Instagram user with the words:
Photos from the traditional wedding of Yoruba Nollywood actress, Bimbo Success
The Yoruba actress got married to her movie director hubby, Saheed Bolaji Oscar, yesterday March 3rd.Bimbo is one of the daughters of late Adebayo Success, the founder of National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW). Her colleques were there to grace the occasion.More photos below
Kogi state governor, Yahaya Bello and wife welcome twin boys
Lady says her Boyfriend's massive endowment Gives her Injuries, needs your advice
According to
relationship adviser, Dr Joro Olumofin, a
young lady is currently seeking advice as she can't stand the massive
size of the manhood of her lover which has been causing her excruciating
pains. Read below
Rob kardashian finally opens up, says "I love Blac Chyna"
Woman reveals horrific encounter after breaking up with ex
A mother of two has opened up on her horrific ordeal at the hands of her ex boyfriend who bathed her in hot water a day after she broke up with him.The shocking reports reveal that Jason McLean had reportedly left Suzanne Thomas afraid for her life after he pounced on following their breakup the previous day.
Unfortunately, McLean had dragged her inside, threatening her with a knife, before kicking her to the floor and stomping on her head just before emptying a full kettle of hot water over her body.
The outrageous news reports have also revealed that McLean who had been on the run following his actions, shockingly managed to sneak into Suzanne's hospital room while she was recovering further threaten her, saying:
"You haven't seen anything yet - if you think this is bad see what comes next."
Wife Kills Husband and a Couple After Catching Them All in Bed Naked.
According to the report, police got a tip from a caller claiming that Crystal Leah Gambino, 42, put the body of the female victim in a wheelbarrow and took it out to a burn pile in the backyard of the home in Alexis, a small town north west of Charlotte.
The caller later identified himself as Gambino's brother-in-law. He said she had called another relative and told them she killed her husband, Giovanni James Gambino, 40, and two other people. The triple homicide occurred on Monday night.
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna working on a sex tape
Thursday, March 3, 2016
Mr. Nigeria 2014,Emmanuel Ikubese shares what Turns Him on and off in a lady
Read excerpts below.
On the 5 things that turn him on in a lady: In no particular order, they are:
Her Personality: It’s one thing that really gets to me. I appreciate someone who brings light and positive vibes to an environment with the way she talks and comports herself. Then she has to be kind and polite.
Intelligence: I like a woman who is very intelligent, someone who I can share ideas with. Someone who can challenge me and talk about creative stuff.
Confidence: I like a woman who knows what she wants, who is confident in herself and everything she does. From the way she dresses to how she walks and talks.
Toyin Aimakhu disassociates herself from new boy friend, Seun Egbegbe,Apologizes to her fans.
The Actress has dissociated herself from the romantic
fling she had with film producer, Seun Egbegbe. She shared a statement on her IG page concerning that.Read below
Domestic violence
Violence in relationship is a threat to life. A guy who bullies his lady or threatens her at the slightest provocation is not on the right track. A woman who destroys everything in the home or smashes windscreens of her guy's vehicle or other things precious to him is not on the right track either.
A 29 year old selina shares her own story
He batters me and then makes sweet love to me; Ray was my childhood sweetheart and we lived in the same neighborhood. He was friendly with my two elder brothers because they were mates and were born in the same neighborhood. Our parents know each other very well but we had cause to part ways when my father built our house in the Gbagada area of Lagos while Ray's parents continued to live in Apapa. His mother and mine are of the same profession and are indeed very close to the extent that after their retirements, they kept the relationship. At least once every month my mother and I and my younger ones drove to the old neighborhood to visit family friends and Ray's family was always top on the list.
A Lady Shares Tips on How Ladies Can Enjoy Their Man
A lady by name Genny Okoli, shared tips to help young ladies calm down and build a relationship...Read below
1. He loves s*x. He's a man, so stop pretending that you're surprised that he is always hor-ny for you, it's just normal. Given a chance, he would do it anytime and anywhere. So you better stop denying him that "thing" especially if you gonna make noise when he gets himself another lady.
2. Your man may have a small "thing". It's not about how deep he can go in you, it's about how deep his love is for you.
3. You shouldn't be acting up every time he comes quick, you should be happy he came, because that simply means you are too awesome to delay. After all, its not about how long he can last in bed, it's about how long the relationship will last.
4. Don't ever compare him with your Ex. If your Ex was so good, why did you guys leave yourselves?
5. If he's good in bed, be grateful. If he's poor in bed, talk to him. He'll do something about it.
6. Never attack him verbally in public. It's a huge offense! Phela y'all are lovers, not politicians.
7. Never answer his calls, if they wanted to talk to you, they would've called you instead.
8. If he has money, he'll spend it with you. If he's comfortable at the moment, kneel and pray for him.
9. Don't be acting up, anytime his wallet is empty. He came into your life to love you, not to bail you out.
10. Always remember that he came to attend your heart affairs, not financial affairs.
#Take note: Nobody is perfect, meet him halfway.
Man begs court to dissolve his marriage, says: ''My Wife Beat Me, Battered My Manhood and Poured Pepper on It''
Ayoade who narrated to the court how his wife had taken on the habit of beating him at will, said she had beaten more than 10 times, even in public.
According to the complainant, on one occasion "Oriade attacked my manhood until it started bleeding and not yet done, she went into the kitchen, brought ground pepper and poured it on my bleeding manhood"
He continued: “I didn’t marry her legally. I already have my first wife. Deborah and I were only dating. We met at the Sawmill where we both sell building materials. She always comes to my shop to complain to me about her former husband. It was in that process I developed interest in her.”
Princess Victoria and Prince Daniel Welcome a Baby Boy
Crown Princess Victoria and Prince Daniel of Swedish royal family welcomed a baby boy Wednesday evening, the palace announced in a release.
While the baby's name won't be revealed until Thursday, the couple shared that their son is healthy after entering the world at 8 pounds and 22 inches.
"They are doing great and have been really well-cared for," Prince Daniel told reporters outside the hospital. "I have not had time to feel just yet how it feels to be a father of two. But it feels good so far!"
Adanna & Adanma ohakim celebrates 1st Birthday as Mums
Adanna gave birth to a son – Kian Nnamdi in February, while Adanma gave birth to a baby girl Kaima two months ago, in January.
Adanma shared this message yesterday, as her daughter is also two months
Happy Birthday to me and @adanna_david [tada] [tada] [tada] We’ve got the best birthday presents anyone could ask which is the Joy of being Mothers [pray] [skin-tone-4] Super thankful for our lives. On that note, I can’t believe my daughter is 2 months [see_no_evil] #BeStillMyBeatingHeart [sparkling_heart] Arrrgh, I fit die on top your matter, My Child [joy
Another photo after the cut
Lilian Esoro shows off the early surprise birthday gift she got from her husband.
Not yet her birthday but her husband/Triple MG record label boss Ubi Franklin, who is currently in New York, surprised her with an early gift.
Wednesday, March 2, 2016
Actress Caroline Danjuma opens up on her husband's alleged infidelity
In series of Instagram post the actress spoke about his husband alleged infidelity.Read below
“I believe forgiveness heals better,” the mum of two said, adding, “never burn bridges.”She wrote, “Time they say heals all wounds but I believe forgiveness heals better… Let it go but never go back on your words . It is better to live in peace than to drain ur self in hate. #neverburnbridges #focusonwhatisparamount #knowyourworth.”
Its pretty clear the Danjuma's are back to being a family again, and from Caroline’s recent post, she has chosen to forgive her husband, as she is not ready to burn bridges.
Ghana man kills wife for threatening to divorce him
A 35-year-old Ghanaian, Kwaku Adjei, has been declared wanted by the police in that country for allegedly hacking his wife, Adjoa Okyerewah, 27, to death for threatening to divorce him due to his uncontrollable drinking habit, Daily Guide reports.
The Nsawam Police reports that the ugly incident at Oboadaka in the Aburi District of the Eastern Region on Tuesday, March 1, 2016.
The deceased brother, Kofi Samuel, told newsmen that Okyerewah had prepared the evening meal on Monday, February 29, and was waiting for the husband to return from work before the two of them would eat the food, but the man was drunk when he returned from town, and refused to eat the food when he was served.
The Nsawam Police reports that the ugly incident at Oboadaka in the Aburi District of the Eastern Region on Tuesday, March 1, 2016.
The deceased brother, Kofi Samuel, told newsmen that Okyerewah had prepared the evening meal on Monday, February 29, and was waiting for the husband to return from work before the two of them would eat the food, but the man was drunk when he returned from town, and refused to eat the food when he was served.
Abducted Bayelsa Girl, Ese reportedly 5-Months Pregnant for Her Lover, Yunusa
Consequently, it was gathered that the white Hijab dress she wore on her arrival from Kano on Tuesday, was used to cover the pregnancy even though her physical condition and looks created a suspicion.
Vanguard was told that it was the condition in which Police authorities discovered about Ese that informed the IGP, Solomon Arase’s directive that she should be handed over to the Gender and Child Protection Unit and later, a team from the Medical Department of the Force to carry out a comprehensive medical examination of the girl-child at the Police Medical Facility in Area 1, Garki to certify her medical status and emotional state.
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