In house joke all work and no play...........

 HUSBAND: My dear, its like
the light in the toilet is now automatic!
WIFE: Wat happened?
HUSBAND: When I open the
door the light came on and after I urinated and
closed the door the light
went off!
WIFE:  Drunkard! Anu-ofia.. you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again!

Adeniyi Johnson: ''Grab Some Popcorn, I'm About to Make Some Revelations''

 Popular yoruba Nollywood actress, Toyin Aimakhu's estranged husband, Adeniyi Johnson says we should grab some popcorn as he is about to make some revelations.It seems he is about to make some shocking revelations about his ex wife.We are patiently waiting.Lol. See the post below;

Quote of the day

"My girlfriend verbal abuses makes me feel less than myself, I'm seriously hurt and confused

 ''1 am a 31 year old man,I have maintained a relationship with my girl for over three months within which I have given her enough grounds to be committed through my commitments, respect and care.

I have a serious issue of trust and verbal abuse from her which takes place almost every week. The insults emanate from calls that I receive and whatsapp chats. Look at the picture, whenever I receive call, even on a plain terms without any strings with any female she just concludes its one of my numerous side chicks. Same goes for whatsapp chats, such as casual chats from female colleagues, business chats, compliments turns out an issue.

Ali Baba writes ''getting a key to your lover's apartment is the ultimate trust''

 Comedian Ali Baba shares his thoughts  on placing importance on things that matter in relationships..

    "Sometimes it's too late to know how much a relationship means to you till after you have lost it. The things you took for granted begin to mean a lot. The expectations you had disappear. It gets worse when you think, I could and should have done more. Certain things may not be worth it after all said and done. But gradually you begin to see that the moments you shared were a lot more important. Like the fact that he forgot to call when he promised to... But you made it look like it was more important than the car he bought for you. Now the car was stolen and you wish you could just call him to let him know how you need a car. You were upset she refused to travel with you on a DUBAI trip that you wanted to go on... And that had more value than your picture on her DP and on her office table. Oh you are even mad that she refused to come spend the weekend with you and preferred to go visit her sister in Festac... Yet she gave you the spare keys to her apartment!! If you are dating anyone, that's the ultimate trust. Forget what anyone tells you. When you get a spare key to an apartment, you must have done something right. Anyway, sorry I digressed. Make sure you put valid values on things that matter. Don't let your emotions rob you of what is important to your happiness, or else you will be singing "I was just, I was just, sitting here thinking about it!""

@alibabagcfr

I'm Engaged, But I Am Having the Greatest S*x of My Life with My Childhood Friend - Woman Confesses

 

 Shared by Cynthia Uju Raphael, a relationship expert and manager.

 

''I have never felt like a woman before until last year. I am 27 years and I have always known one man all my life, but last year. We passed out from youth service and my boss hosted a dinner party for all the Youth Corp members that worked at the company; we all came drank and my childhood friend that I invited from abuja to Lagos came, a guy, we do have feelings for each other but I am engaged already. My fiancé couldn't make it because he said it's a childish stuff, that he is too big being around children. Well l left him, though I was angry because his presence would have made a difference.

Woman bathes husband with hot water for denying her sex

 35 year housewife, Awele Nwani, allegedly bathed her husband, Frank Nwani, with hot water, claiming that her hubby denied her sex for three weeks.The incident happened in Ibusa, Oshimili South Local Government Area of Delta State.

The mother of six children, now on the run, also alleged that her husband had been having sexual affairs outside and threatened to make life unbearable for him.
But the victim (husband) dismissed her wife’s claim as untrue, saying his wife had been sleeping around. He said: