joke of the day

Lol.

Photos from Zahra buhari & Ahmed Indimi wedding on friday in Abuja

cute couple, their kids will be so lovely. more photos below

The craziest thing i did for love - seyi law

Comedian, Seyi Law, has revealed the craziest thing he has ever done for love.According to him, he travelled from Lagos to Benin virtually every Saturday to see a girl who did not appreciate him.

Although a funny story, the comedian said that while it was going on, there was nothing funny about it.He told Punch

    “I stayed in Benin with my elder sister for a while and I was so much in love with the girl back then. It was during the time when you would be talking to a girl that you like her but she would not give you any response. Then I would go back home and begin to play Westlife songs and when I was done, I would move to Plantainshun Boys. I just finished secondary school during that period.

Nigerian popular gay and gay activist,Bisi Alimi and husband Anthony attend Christmas party

The Newly married Nigerian UK based  gay activist, Bisi Alimi attended his hubby's Christmas party. *Wink*

Throw back photo of actress Uche Nnanna and hubby sharing a kiss

 The beautiful actress shared their throw back photo from their relationship days, gushes over her  love for her hubby. The couple are now happily married and have a son together. Another photo after the cut

Muma Gee finally speaks "I never abandoned my husband and kids"

 In a brief phone chat with Saturday Beats, Muma Gee finally shut down her husband, Prince Eke’s claims that she abandoned him and their children..

According to the Nollywood actor, his wife left him and their children and eloped with some unknown men in Abuja but the actress says she was in Abuja but strictly for her career.

She said:

How Can You Improve Your Oral S*x Skills and Make Her Explode?

 A man wrote to Funmi Akingbade - a relationship and s*x therapist as well as a columnist for Punch newspaper, and she gave him the best secret ever!
How can I improve my oral sex skills?

I am a husband with keen interest in giving my wife a good oral s*x, but I lack the skill and courage. Is there a better way to go about it? - Christopher Silvanus.

Below is the reponse he got from the therapist;

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Court dissloves two-year-old marriage over wife’s constant checking of husband’s phone

 A Customary Court in Igando Lagos have dissolved the two-year-old marriage between Andrew Epu and his wife, Tina, over wife’s constant checking of husband’s phone.

Delivering judgement, the President of the court, Mr. Adegboyega Omilola, said that the petitioner was adamant despite mediation from the court and family intervention.Omilola said, “Since the petitioner insisted on divorce after several interventions, the court has no choice than to dissolve the union in spite of the fact that the wife still claims she loves her husband.”

He then pronounced the marriage dissolved, saying they have ceased to be husband and wife “and both are free to go your separate ways without any hindrances and molestation.”

A Lady Narrates How she was Dumped by her man for Being a Virgin

 The lady identified  as Emo girl - @canyewext  narrates her sad s*xual experience with her lover who broke up with her after discovering that she was a virgin.

Below is how she narrated her story on Twitter;

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''No Man Can S*xually Satisfy Any Woman on This Earth'' a Pastor says

According to a Ghanaian pastor and a Marriage Counselor,George Lutterodt  no man can satisfy a woman sexually.Read below

Check Out these Pre-Wedding Photos of couples showcasing their professions

Police officer, Hammat Lawal and his fiance took this beautiful pre-wedding shoots

 Another couple  Doctor Neema Machumu and his fiance. The photos after the cut

Wife in Shock After Stumbling on Husband Getting Married to Another Woman on National Television

Wonders they say will never seize to happen,a wife was left stunned after she saw her legally married husband on National television marrying another woman in an elaborate wedding. A woman was left in shock after stumbling on her husband wedding another woman live on national television. That was Nompumelelo Zulu-Khumalo' fate after her supposed husband, Nkululeko got married to Nozipho in South Africa. The wedding took place last Sunday on the Our Perfect Wedding television show.

While Nkululeko and Nozipho had their perfect wedding, his first wife, Nompumelelo Zulu-Khumalo, saw her husband get married on national TV without her knowledge.

Study Reveals Older Women Are Super Adventurous in Bed and Love S*x More

With many things in life, quality is more important than quantity. And it seems that sex is no exception. Research shows that women have fewer nights of passion as they get older but they often enjoy them more.

This may be partly due to them being more adventurous, an American medical conference heard.

The confidence that comes with age, better communication skills and the realisation that intimacy and affection is as important as sexual fireworks are all also likely play a role.

The theories come from University of Pittsburgh researchers who spoke in depth to 39 women about how their sex lives changed with age. The women were aged between 46 and 59 – putting them around the age of the menopause.

The volunteers suffered loss of libido and other changes related to hormonal fluctuations of the menopause.

However, many blamed their low sex drive on stressful jobs or family life or on a rocky relationship. And several of the women said their libido was much higher than that of their spouse, the North American Menopause Society's annual conference in Orlando heard.

How to revive your partner’s libido

If your love-life is flagging, you’re always advised to change your partner! A bit drastic, but it could be extremely inconvenient socially but one thing you definitely ought to try first in reviving your libido, is changing the background.

Many couples who have made love year after year in the same bed have discovered that their sex lives are mysteriously revitalized when they go on holiday or stay in a hotel. Although they may attribute it to rest and ‘change in the air’, the novelty of new surroundings is probably more instrumental in this revival of libido. Yet, not all of us could afford the luxury of a good holiday or the price of a decent hotel room.

Check out Actress Monalisa Chinda Exclusive Wedding Invitation

Married women who watch porn are more likey to want divorce than men

I don't know how true this is but according to University of Oklahoma sociologists
Married women who start watching porn are more likely to want a divorce than men, a study claims.
Those in a happy marriage, newly married or from a non-religious home were also more likely to separate if they begin watching smutty films or images.

But church going couples or those in an unhappy marriage are more likely to stay together if one of them dabbles in X-rated material, it is claimed.

University of Oklahoma sociologists compared the porn use and martial status of thousands of adults and how this changed over time.
Assistant professor Dr Samuel Perry said:

Photo of the day

 If  this adventurous baby were to be yours and you bumped into the walkway and saw him or her like this, what will be your first reaction? Lol.

Man remanded in prison for having sex with his daughter

A 56-year-old man, Abdullahi Zakari, who allegedly had sexual intercourse with his 18-year-old daughter, is to remain behind bars pending the perfection of his bail condition, a Lagos court has ruled.

A Surulere Magistrates’ Court, which gave the order, said the man should be remanded in Ikoyi Prisons until the bail conditions were met.

The Magistrate, Mrs. M.I. Dan-Oni, had admitted the accused to a bail of N500,000 with two responsible sureties in like sum.

One of the sureties, she said, must be a blood relation of the accused and the other must be living in his own house.

In addition,

Wife catches husband with a call girl in their matrimonial home, kicks her out naked (watch)

A Thai man identified as Sonchai decided to save few coins by not taking a call girl to a short time hotel but instead invited her over to his house thinking that his wife was working late. According to reports, she was actually supposed to be working late but decided to leave early. She headed home to meet a surprise waiting for her.

After a few minutes of verbal abuse, the escort gets shown the door… in her birthday suit but there’s more to it than meets the eye. Somchai’s wife works as a "mamasan" (in Thailand and the Philippines, the term is used to describe a woman who manages the female workers in bars and brothels) for a sideline company, the same company he hired the girl from.

Married women R*ped by Herdsmen in Enugu are being dumped by their husband

 The people of Eke, in Udi area of Enugu State have expressed concern over the increasing number of divorce cases in their town, sequel to attacks and r*pe of married women by suspected herdsmen.

In a paper presented to the Commission of inquiry into the killing of people in Nimbo community, in the Uzo-uwani area of the state, the president general of the Eke Town union, Mr. Anthony Enu, said the situation had become scandalous.

Mr. Enu explained that following the r*pe cases the men have refused to accept their wives.

Alleged Mbaise Traditional Marriage Requirements

you have got to be kidding

Beautiful photo of Nadia Buhari and her twin girls

The Ghanaian actress shared the photo of herself and her twin daughters and wrote
    ''The secret of having it all, is believing u already do.
#happiness!''

See Former transgender woman who gave his life to Christ and now lives as a man

 A former transgender woman, Antonio Prodegy also known as Riri Nicole, who lives in Savannah Georgia,  took to his facebook page to testify to how God changed his life from living as a transgender woman to now living as a straight man all within 5 months. He wrote on his page....

    "It's been 5 months people god is really doing a mighty work in my life....thank you all that love and continue  to share my journey..we're almost  half way thereHe now lives as a man and preaches God's words. He gives motivational talks as well.More photos after the cut

Maje Ayida's babymama Anita Solomon writes on motherhood as she shares pregnancy pic

 Anita Solomon is the woman that got pregnant for OAP toke makiwa husband that caused the breakup of the ex couple. Anita seams to be enjoying motherhood despite being the one that destroyed another woman's home. She shared a throwback photo of herself while pregnant and wrote,

    "Being a mom has been such a blessing. This journey so far has taught me patience, sacrifice and acceptance. I can't imagine my life without my son in it. His smile is so contagious and when he calls me mama, my heart just melts.
    The tiny arms around my neck and even the little hugs and kisses. Such joy! The unconditional love I feel is beyond measure. I thank God every day for my boy, my heart, my everything. As this journey continues, I pray for guidance and the grace to raise a beautiful child, one who will love God and serve him always. #lovemyson#beingmom #motherhood #blessed #joy#peace #love #Godsgrace #thankful#gratefulheart #tbt"

My Husband Starved Me of S*x for Three Whole Years - Woman Tells Court

 According to the News Agency of Nigeria, A 15-year-old marriage between Ese Obasare and his wife, Okome Obasare has been dissolved by an Igando Customary Court in Lagos State on Wednesday.

The marriage was dissolved over constant battery and s*xual starvation.
 
the court president, Mr Adegboyega Omilola, in his judgment, held that the court’s decision to dissolve the marriage between the couple was for their good.

Omilola said, “This is the best decision since it appears that the estranged couple was tired of the marriage and all efforts to reconcile them have failed.

“Since both parties consented to the dissolution of their marriage, this court has no choice than to dissolve the marriage.

‘When I wanted to marry, 8 women wanted me’ Blind PhD Holder Tells His Inspiring Story

 A Ph.D holder who wants to become the president of Nigeria has revealed how his life changed when he suddenly became blind while attending university.

In an interview with Daily Sun, Christopher Nwanoro revealed his dream to become president of Nigeria as he gave insight on how 8 women are now fighting for his affection.

Tragedy struck on April 5, 1995 at about 1.00pm when he suddenly became blind inside the lecture hall.

He was in his third year, as an undergraduate of History/International Studies at the University of Uyo.

Nwanoro, who is now a PhD holder, explained that his world suddenly changed on that fateful day.

Not allowing his disability to weigh him down, he has since broken several barriers to carve an enviable niche for himself both in Nigeria – as an awardee of the Presidential National Honours – and in the United States where he currently heads the Trade and Investment Department in the Nigerian Consulate.

Nigerian man marries her white lover

Love is a beautiful thing.

Pre-Wedding Photos of OAP Anita Ifeoma Isedeh aka Omalicha

Rhythm FM 93.7 On-Air-Personality Anita Isedeh aka Omalicha got engaged to her boyfriend, Alex Hughes, also known as DJ X-EL back in December 2015. They will be tying the knot soon.

 Another photo after the cut

Gospel Singer Sinach And Hubby Joe Celebrate 2nd wedding Anniversary

Today is the wedding annivasary of the gospel singer sinach and hubby. Sinach took to her Instagram this morning to share these photos and wish her husband happy wedding anniversary

Osas and Gbenro Ajibade welcome their bundle of joy, a baby girl

Osas Ighodaro and hubby welcomed a baby girl in the U.S.A ..Her husband, Gbenro flew to US on Sunday to meet mother and daughter.

congrates to the couple.

My kind of woman is someone that is beautiful,Banky W on his type of woman and Tiwa Savage's failed marriage

 Banky W in an interview Urban Superstar Top 10 with Abby talked about his kind of woman and also addressed the Tee Billz and Tiwa Savage situation and why he made no comments when it happened.

 Excerpts below;

On Tiwa Savage and Tunji Balogun's marriage

“I didn’t react all the while because it is a private affair. I think that one of my problems with the world today is that we comment too much, i am a strong believer in not letting the world know about your dirty laundry. So i am still not going to comment on the issue but i love both of them dearly and as a true friend, i am trying my best to be a friend to them and to encourage them in the best way possible.“

On why he is not married yet and his type of woman

“I am fine with being single and not in a hurry to walk the aisle. I think people don’t give much attention to marriage but the ceremonies and I am not going to let that push me until I am ready….my kind of woman is someone that is beautiful, she has to be beautiful because that is what will first attract me to her and she must be God fearing, she must have a sense of humor and be independent. She must love music, she mustn’t necessarily know how to cook cos i enjoy cooking myself, she should be ambitious and have a career and have her money, no one wants a lazy woman“

Official wedding photos of actor Kalu Ikeagwu

One of the former eligible Nollywood bachalor tied the knot with his girl last weekend and here are the official pictures from the colorful event

 More photos after the cut

Check out this Marriage List a Young Man received from prospective inlaws

A young man who is not happy with the turn of events after he went to see his future parents-in-law in asking for the hand of their daughter in marriage.

He was handed a very lengthy list of items he had to buy before he can marry his intended bride.

However, according to him, he is now confused about what marriage is all about after seeing the list and all the things he had to buy.

The man who has refused to say which part of Nigeria the list is from, says he now feels that people are using marriage to commit day light robbery.


 He also revealed that even if he has, he would not dare put that much money out just to marry.

He claims that the most painful part is, after paying through his nose, the woman will still come to his house and be claiming gender equality with him. *Lol *

Below is the list of items he was given to buy:The marriage has been put on hold indefinitely, according to the man, as he has nowhere to get money for the items.

Footballer Taye Taiwo and wife celebrates 12th wedding Anniversary

Taye Taiwo and wife celebrated their 12th wedding anniversary yesterday and the proud hubby shared this lovely photos and a romantic message to his wife.

Woman Divorces Paralysed Husband and Marries His Best Friend

According to Sun News,A Chinese woman Xie Xiping dissolved her marriage with her husband and then married his best friend so they could both take care of him better.
 
 Xie Xiping and her paralysed hubby Xu Xihan from the Chinese city of Ankang, in China, got married in 1996, and had a daughter the very next year.
 

Father disowns two sons arrested as cult leaders

 A no nonsense father of two suspected gang leaders of the Awawa cult in the Dopemu area of Agege, Lagos State, has disowned the children, urging the police to prosecute them.
PUNCH Metro learnt that the two suspects – Fatai Popoola and Yakubu Popoola – were arrested by the Lagos State Taskforce on Environmental and Special Offences (Enforcement) Unit, Alausa, on Friday.
It was learnt that the father of two of the suspects, identified only as Alhaji Popoola, told the police that he had given up on them and the law should take its course.
Our correspondent learnt that the 66-year-old father was at the taskforce office, telling the police that he came to tell his sons that their end had come.

    He said,
    “I have warned the two of them several times to desist from gang activities, but they refused. I am shocked that I have two sons among the suspects arrested by the police. They are no longer my sons.
    “I only came as a disciplined man to tell the two of them that their end has come. I think it is a lesson to wayward children to always heed their parents’ advice.”

 One of the suspects, 30-year-old Sanni, alias Last Born, from Okene, Kogi State, confessed to be a leader of the gang, adding that he had raped five women in the course of their operations.

    He said, “The person who brought me into the Awawa cult stays in Oloosha, Mushin area and his name is Olata. I lead the Awawa boys in Dopemu.“Some of my boys also sell Indian hemp at pubs and nightclubs. They sell for as low as N100 and we take Indian hemp before going for any robbery operation.“I have raped about five girls in the area. My boys and I collected N3,000 every day from shop owners in the Dopemu area. We burgled shops in Aluminum Village.”

Punch

“I Prayed for Him to Die. Today I Prayed for Him to Live” – Woman on How Her Son Was Healed of Autism

 A Facebook user, Nneka Anyachebelu shared a story of how her son, Chibuike Anyachebelu who developed symptoms for Autism at age 2 was miraculously healed.

She shared the story on her Facebook page on June 23rd when her son turned 18.

To all the mums and dads with children on the spectrum, your children are a wonderful blessing. We encourage you to continue to be there for them by providing the best therapy, education, prayers and love.

Read below:

Nigerian Couple Who Met On Instagram are now Engaged

This is just like a Nigerian movie

A Nigerian lady,Ify Yvonne, aka naijagoddess on Instagram,in March 2015 shared this picture of Nigerian guy, Chris Madu and announced to her followers that she has a crush on him and needs to find him fast.
Fast forward down to June 2016,Chris Madu has proposed to Ify Yvonne and off course she said yes. See photos from the proposal and the bride to be messages below.

Beautiful photo of actress,Adaora Ukoh's son

Nollywood actress, Adaora Ukoh shared these cute photo of her 3-month-old son - nicknamed 'Baby Jay'.

An Okada Man commits suicide over childlessness

 A commercial motorcyclist, identified as Joshua, has committed suicide in the Isale Aro area of Osogbo, the Osun State capital.

There was pandemonium in the area when residents discovered his remains dangling from a rope in his sitting room.

It was gathered on Saturday that the incident occurred on Thursday evening before Joshua’s wife returned from work.

The woman was said to have raised the alarm when she found the dangling corpse of her husband in their sitting room.

The alarm attracted neighbours, who were said to have rushed to the apartment and were shocked to see how Joshua, also known as Landlord, allegedly ended his life.

A resident of the area, who was among the first set of people to see the dangling body, said Joshua tied a rope to the roof of his sitting room and climbed on two buckets.

The resident explained that Joshua kicked away the buckets after he put the rope round his neck, hanging himself in the process.

Our correspondent found out from residents of the area that the deceased’s marriage had yet to produce a child and this was said to be a probable reason he decided to take his own life.

Joshua, it was further gathered, had lived in the house for many years and some of the neighbours said his childlessness was a source of concern to him.

Some traditional worshippers were reportedly invited to perform some rituals before the body of the deceased was removed and deposited in a mortuary.

Femi Makinde, Osogbo

Stepmother Feeds Baby With Insecticide in Minna

Barely 5 days a stepmother cut off her 20-days-old step-son’s manhood in Minna, Niger state, a similar tragedy has happened again in the state.

Another stepmother allegedly fed her step-child with Sniper (insecticide) in Minna. The baby who is pictured below is currently on admission at the IBB specialist hospital.

People Think I Married My American Wife Because of Green Card - Comedian patrick Opens Up

Nigerian Comedian who is married to United States citizen, in an interview with punch talked about people's reaction to his marriage.The comedian whose real name is Patrick Onyeke, and his wife, Tammy, an American accountant, share their love story. Read below

How did you meet your husband?

Tammy: We met in South Africa. I was there to attend a convention. While I was there, a colleague asked me to accompany her to a comedy show. At the time, I had no idea who the comedians billed to perform were. Patrick came on stage soon after we arrived the venue. I loved his performance and I began to scream out of excitement. I was glad to see him and told my friend that I had always wanted to meet him. She then met with one of his friends who introduced us.

Did you spot her while you were on stage?

Patrick: No, I didn’t but immediately we were introduced, I fell in love with her warm personality and beauty. We exchanged telephone numbers and have remained inseparable ever since.

Woman Sets Husband on Fire for Sexually Molesting Her 7 Year Old Daughter

TMZ reports that Vincent Phillips, 52, was set ablaze in his sleep by his wife, Tatanysha Hedman, in a fit of rage for sexually molesting her 7-year-old daughter.

The 40-year-old wife and mother waited for her husband to go to bed before dousing him with a flammable liquid and igniting him with a lit match.Fortunately for Phillips, he survived the incident and is now facing first Degree Child Molestation charges for harming his step-daughter while Tatanysha faces assault and arson charges by area police in Renton, Washington.

She has currently been detained in jail, where she awaits the disposition of her case.

Speaking about the incident, she told the police that she deliberately set her hubby ablaze because shooting him would have been ‘too nice’.

Man beats sister-in-law to pulp because she didn't give his brother a child

Ojeriahi Victor, 30, yesterday, appeared before an Ogudu Magistrate’s Court in Lagos State for allegedly beating his elder brother’s wife to a pulp because she was barren. It was alleged that the accused told their neighbours that he beat up his sister-in-law because she had refused to give his elder brother a child after five years of marriage.


Ojeriahi, a businessman who lives on Ibefun Street, Alapere, is facing a one-count charge of assault occasioning harm.
The prosecutor, Mr. Lucky Ihiehie, told the court that the accused committed the offence on June 14 at the complainant’s residence.
Ihiehie said that the incident happened shortly after the complainant, a trader, came back from the market that night.

Woman Who Sustained Severe Burns as a Child & Was Told She Couldn’t Have Kids

 When she was only five months old, Trina Flowers sustained severe burns when her father, who was “extremely” drunk attempted to give her a bath in water that was too hot.

Flowers’ mother had agreed to let her spend the night in the house he shared with his sister and mother. He had then decided to give Trina a bath at 4 am even though he was too drunk to realise that the water was extremely hot.

He couldn’t figure out why she was crying after he placed her in the hot water. He then left the crying baby in the sink filled with hot water to fetch his sister from the bedroom for what might have been an eternity. He didn’t realise what he had done until he returned with his sister to find Trina limp and gasping for breath in the sink.

She was later flown with a helicopter to  UCLA Medical Centre but because of the severity of burns she had sustained on her body, she was told that she would never be able to have children. But now she has three children.

She shared the above photo of her baby bump with burns alongside this touching story on Instagram:

“My mother was 16 my dad was 24 they were having a rocky relationship he asked if I can spend the night at his house he lives with his mother and sister at the time in Compton I was 5 months old and my mother agreed that I can spend the night at his house at 4 in the morning my father was extremely extremely drunk but wanted to give me a bath in the kitchen sink which was no problem but the only problem was he made the sink water only hot water scalding hot water he said he put his hand in it and it felt fine to him but remember he’s extremely extremely drunk he got me out the crib and SAT me in the water he didn’t know why I was screaming so he went to go wake his sister still leaving me in the sink I don’t know how long it took him to wake his sister when they came to the kitchen I was hanging over the sink grunting his sister freaked out did you killed the baby and ran to go wake her mom my father went to the bathroom to grab a towel got me out the water wrap me in a towel…

He wrapped me in a towel and tried to walk me from the city of Compton to the city of Torrance hospital the police picked him up rushed me to Torrance Memorial but they had no burn unit so they helicopter took me me to a medical center were I stayed for 2 months I’m burned on 80 percent of my body and was told I couldn’t have kids I have 3 kids now the burns you see on my stomach was from surgery they were bigger than that They said I couldn’t have kids I have 3 now and they rushed me to UCLA Medical Center.”

Photo Credit: Kermitkendawg/ Instagram

Man begs court to dissolve his marriage of 16 years before he commit murder

 A 56-year-old clearing agent, Emmanuel Adedeji, has told an Igando Customary Court in Lagos to dissolve his 16-year-old marriage before the devil uses him to commit murder, because his wife maliciously accused him of using his son for ritual. Adedeji informed the court’s President, Mr. Adegboyega Omilola, that his wife, Funmilayo, with whom he had two children in their 16-year-old marriage, was defaming his character. He said: “My wife accused me of using my physically-challenged son for money ritual. It is God that blessed me with wealth, I never used my son. “Funmilayo beat me up in public and tore my clothes to rags. She is always raining curses on me very early in the morning and those curses are now coming to pass in my life,” he said. Adedeji pleaded with the court to dissolve the marriage, that he was no longer in love and do not want to commit murder. “Please, dissolve the marriage before the devil uses me,” he begged the court. Meanwhile, Funmilayo, 49, a food vendor, owned up to the allegation of raining curses on her husband. She said: “Yes, I always rained curses on him because he used to beat me. On two occasions, he had beaten me to pulp and I ended up in hospital.” Funmilayo said that her husband had been starving her of sex for the past 12 years. “My husband has refused to sleep with me for 12 years now for no just cause,” Funmilayo said. The mother of two said that she accused her husband of using their son for money ritual because his money started booming immediately the baby was born. She said: “My husband’s wealth came after the birth of our baby. Our son is now 14 years old but neither walks nor talks.” She begged the court not to grant her husband’s request, saying she still loves him. The court president, Mr. Adegboyega Omilola, after listening to the couple, adjourned the case till June 23 for further hearing.